isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

projects at the end of the school year

tanakas:

the school year is almost over

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

colecao-de-retratos:

dammitfuentes:

OMFG I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF OMFG IS THIS REAL IM AM CHECKING RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT OKAY

misspwettykittyy:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

have fun with us yahoo…

smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did